Octoberpress: 2019 Review #9

The tenth month is for Germany to dust off the lederhosen, munch on a quality wurst and quaff down strictly pure beer brewed under the Reinheitsgebot of 1516, served by buxom blonde wenches.

Cambodia sits around in underpants, chugging back chemically altered cheap swill from cans waiting for the rains to stop, or goes to dead-end-of-season bars to be served Anchor by a phone obsessed bored chick with a push-up bra.

We picked the finest Jack-o-lanterns out of 251 news pumpkins from which seem like only 8-12 weeks ago.

3 Jordanians, 1 Lexus

Reports that runaway prices in SHK were coming down

Nein Oktoberfest for this banged up Neo Nazi

NOT VB!

Another gruesome murder case down south. The killer was quickly caught.

Japanese pair given jail time for taxi driver murder

Sewage hider comes up smiling

New money (did anyone get any?)

Another major drugs bust

Just a guy with a car full of monkeys

Big U-turn on jobs allowed for foreigners announced.

A Chinese torture house was found

Imprisoned American gun dealer caused a Bitcoin company meltdown from behind bars.

The Siem Reap-Manila connection discovered

That was nice of her.

Elephants attack

Not not a bit of difference a year makes.

Live action snatching

Iran’s 14-0 drubbing

Convicted smack smuggling French teen Charlene Saverino sent back to France 5 years into her sentence.

Ganzberg stinks

Kampot beach at 40%

Strange wedding #1

Chinese assassin caught

Crime of the year

3 years in Snooky #1

3 Years in Snooky #2

More real OG business

By October ‘over 1000’ Chinese had been arrested in 2019.

CNE’s annual office party plans scuppered before they even began.

Turk and terrorism

I spy with my pervy eye

Stop burying victims in the sand!

War with the Dutch in 17th Century

Poor old Kith Thieng was too sick to go to court

Kampong Thom’s biggest ever drugs bust

The Siem Reap-Manila connection again

Ancient statue found dumped in a Battambang ditch

CNE’s official car of the year

A 10 year family feud ended in a shooting

Khao-I-Dang Holding Center 1979-1993

Candy Bar brawl

The body of missing British tourist was found at sea after a long search

Controversial airport to be ready next year

The over stay table looked like this:

CountryPeople #Provinces Caught    
China63RTKPPKPSSTTSVR
Vietnam25PPKPC   
India15SVRPPSR  
Nepal9KPSSRSVR  
Korea9PPSRODM  
UK 8PPKPTSR  
Russian7PPSHKKEP(Turkmenistan with RU PP) 
USA5PP    
Germany5PPSR   
Australia5PP    
Nigeria4PP    
New Zealand4PPIncludes a kid   
Turkey 3PPSR   
Ukraine- 3KepSR   
France3PPKep   
Philippines3PP    
Brazil 2PP    
Sweden2PPSR   
Bangladesh2PP    
Denmark2PP    
Pakistan1PP    
Laos1PP    
Italy 1KPS    
Uzbekistan1SHK    
South Africa1PPsame guy twice   
Norway1KPT    
Croatia1PP    
Netherlands1PP    
Finland1PP    
Iceland1SR    
Austria1SR    
Kyrgyzstan1PP    
Portugal1PP    
Singapore1SR    
Ghana1PP    
Liberia1PP

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