Thief Uses Stolen Phone to Peruse Porn and Facebook

According to a Facebook user whose phone was stolen on January 24th, the foolish thief decided to check out some jazz sites and log into his own Facebook account, all while being clocked online by the phone owner.

The horny jao then foolishly logged into his own Facebook account after neglecting to change the rightful proprietor’s Samsung account. It’s a beautiful thing to see, and everyone hopes the stolen blower is returned and the miscreant is suitably punished and mocked.

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